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Saturday, May 05, 2012

Thoughts of April 2012

Rahul Dravid was not just a cricketer. He was a true ambassador, who presented himself in the most appropriate manner on and off the cricket field. Never involved in any controversy whatsoever, Dravid ensured cricket firmly retained its tag of 'Gentleman's game'
The essence the basicsWithout it you make itAllow me to make thisChildlike in natureRhythmYou have it or you don't that's a fallacyI'm in themEvery sprouting treeEvery child apieceEvery cloud you seeYou see with your eyesI see destruction and demiseCorruption in disguise
“Revealed faith is not harmless nonsense, it can be lethally dangerous nonsense. Dangerous because it gives people unshakeable confidence in their own righteousness. Dangerous because it gives them false courage to kill themselves, which automatically removes normal barriers to killing others. Dangerous because it teaches enmity to others labelled only by a difference of inherited tradition. And dangerous because we have all bought into a weird respect, which uniquely protects religion from normal criticism.”- Richard Dawkins
In 2004, Baba Ramdev's Divya Pharmacy showed a sale of only Rs 6, 73, 000 and paid a sales tax of Rs 53000 only. Wow. And this godmen would solve one of the greatest problem plaguing the world and baffling the economists. The problem of Black Money.Or is it just an gimmick to hold the govt to ransom so that his own pending cases of tax evasion may be solved or more appropriately dissolved???
UPA'ism : A government wherein only incompetant commities and task forces are appointed.
Hala Madrid!!! Hala Madrid!!!................. GELA MADRID...
Manuel Neuer v/s Iker Casillas ????
Go Robben!!! Bravo Bayern!!!
You know you are a Goan ...... when the sight of a fresh kingfish arouses you more than Pamela Anderson.
I went to sleep yesterday and had a dream. Bored with our work, my seven colleagues and i plan a drug heist. The plan is successful but the coordination is horribly wrong. Three of my members are killed and another caught by police. Then i see myself on a plane to Argentina with the bounty discussing with the remaining gang members as to which is better, Mozart's 40th symphony or Dvorak's 9th symphony.
i am likely to express myself in what I believe to be absolute truths. Sometimes, my well thought-out understanding of an idea is not easily understandable by others, but the i am not naturally likely to tailor the truth so as to explain it in an understandable way to others.
My bonnie has tuberculosis, my bonnie has one rotten lung, my bonnie coughs blood in her hanky, them dries it and chews it for gum.
You know you're a goan when..... in the evening, you share a beer with a person you fought with in the morning... Vascodagama truly a paradise on earth..
Never bellitle anyone when they are in a situation; good or bad; because you may never know when you might be in the same situation; then even an innocencent remark would strike you like a poison arrow
Enjoy the IPL but come June, don’t blame it for India’s test series losses because you are at the heart of the IPL’s success.
... and so i watch football. Why?? do i hate the sport named cricket. Oh no absolutely not. But i certainly hate the business named Cricket, its owners named BCCI, its promoters named The Indian Cricket Team & the i certainly hate the hypocritic buyers named the stupid Indians...Sorry Jesus Christ !!! Jimi Hendrix is the Son of the God!!!
Your reason and your passion be the rudder and the sails of your seafaring soul.
..... and today i woke up as a lizard anf found i had no blood in my body instead had a green slime running through my body. Wow evolution certainly, i had chlorophyll instead of blood. Now i do not need to eat to fill up my stomach; an hour of direct sunlight would do just fine.
I woke up today and realized i am a lizard. I now may climb walls at night and eat flies with a flick of my tongue.

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