It was the fateful day on June 6th this year. Well we both were tired of the boyfriend-girlfriend tag and we wanted to define the relationship on a higher plane. We got married. She was a malayali and i a goan. Different states, different cultures, and everything was different except for our hearts.
Though my beloved will kill me if she reads this but listed below are few points why a goan should/should not marry a malayali
Why should you not marry a malayali
1. You may be the CEO of the top IT company in India but if you dont work in Dubai (pronounced THU-bai) you still are a piece of crap.
2. You still struggle with the pleats of your lungi.
3. You walk to buy some alchohol in kerala and all you see is a wine shop with a queue bigger than the one at Balaji temple at Tirupati.
4. You walk with your wife in the sun and all that she does is wipe the sweat out of your face and tell you stories about how the sun is tanning her face.
5. You get to eat so many assorted dishes made out of bananas that you still think you havent evolved yet (from the apes ofcourse).
6. You do not know how to do the talking with your lungi.
7. Hovewer much you try you cant pronounce english alphabets correctly.... yumm (m), yunn (n), vo (o)...
...to be cont...
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