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Saturday, June 02, 2012

Poonam Pandey diagnosed with a rare condition

Leading psychiatrist Dr. Ghunghunwala and his team of doctors have found out the reason why Poonam Pandey wishes to strip. They say she is suffereing froma rare psychiatric condition known as Vesti-phobia. Dr. Ghunghunwala has rubbished the claims of certain individuals that Poonam Pandey does this for publicity. Vestiphobia is defined as  an overwhelming, irrational fear of clothing. The vestiphobic individual wishes to be free of any form of clothing. Individuals coping with Vestiphobia may insist on not wearing any clothing or in extreme cases, may withdraw from society completely in order to avoid being clothed.

This explains her constant need to strip every time something that makes a news like the Indian Cricket Team winning a World Cup, Kolkata Knight Riders winning an IPL and her latest claim about stripping inorder to support Team Anna and the passing of Lokpall Bill.

The treatment to this as Dr. Ghunghunwala explains would be Exposure Therapy wherein she would be 'exposed' to frightening situations including having a meal with a dalit family along Rahul Gandhi, Digvijay Singh's anti-RSS rantings and several others which the doctor does not wish to specify.

"With time we would help Poonam get rid of this terrible affliction" says Dr. Ghunguhunwala.

This promise has disheartened a lot of Poonam Pandey fans who have not switched off their television sets since Kolkata Knight Riders have won their maiden IPL trophy so that they might not miss Poonam's strip show.
Already irritated with watching Ek aur... south indian dubbed hindi films on Set Max, this claim by the leading psychiatrist has come as a shocker.

(This article was originally intended to be publishes at fakingnews.com)

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